Sex: The Cure to Recession?
By Jesse Spalding
All the heads have been trying to figure out how to get us out of this recession. Voting for the right politicians? Nope. Buying less things hasn’t helped much either. Putting new economic restrictions isn’t really working. But I believe one thing will. Sex.
Not only does it make you feel good about yourself, it keeps you motivated and makes you want to work harder on things that don’t revolve around sex. This can include improving skills which you didn’t know you had, and get better at hobbies you might have been neglecting.
In turn, from your new-found self, you will be able to do things you might not have done while fighting your uncontrollable urge. Your partner will feel more supportive and will want to do more activities you enjoy.
Now that you find comfort in your partner you feel at ease to engage in your new hobbies without hesitation. This will make you feel more self-fulfilled and happy, and will help you focus more on whatever work you “had” to do before. Not only that, your new creativity may help you improve in your occupation and could come up with great ideas that you might not have thought about previously.
If enough people have sex, we could all improve and things might just get better. Who knows?
